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So, a lot of you have been asking … ah, thank you for indulging me. It doesn’t matter how many (little) of you have been hounding me (one person, my sister who asked once) about what I actually do all day or what a week IML looks like. Because, the answer is- yes, of course I will talk your heads off a little bit more about my life. So, let’s get right to it and by that I mean here is the debatably important (full) backstory. As I’d alluded to in a previous post, the high of

“Thanks! It’s Dandy’s”. That is a line I’ve said no less than a thousand times to many people in my life- coworkers, roommates, in-laws, strangers even. For anyone living under a rock, or doesn’t know me well, Dandy is my grandmother. You might be thinking, that is an odd (but I think you mean fun) moniker for a grandmama! It certainly is and there is no other Dandy out there like ours. It was on the short list of other obviously hilarious and unforgettable to this day ideas

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Hens and Gents! With a new year, we must perform the obligatory resolutions exercise and buy the spinach to rot in the fridge for ceremonial purposes. From one hen to another- this is not hyperbole, there is a spinach carcass waiting for trash day and if we’re still between us- when is trash day really? It’s a moving target around here. ANYWAY what we don’t leave in 2025 is rambling. Now, let’s fire off some resolutions! As always, I will g